If we don't have a fire station or fire brigade, I think we should consider creating one.

On that note, is there any local law enforcement?

my friend artemis already put up a post apologizing but since this was also my fault i am putting one up, too.
i am really sorry we got everyone in trouble!!
i don't know what they are talking about in the flyer but it gives me a bad feeling!
this whole p

[ And then suddenly video pops on. Looks like he dropped the stupid compact and the video ( Read more... )

[a large green eye is blinking right at you on the screen before whoever was holding it moves it away from their face. it's a young man with messy blond hair. and gigantic eyebrows]

Finally. I believe I've gotten the bloody thing working. [he doesn't look irritated, though. no, he looks rather pleased with himself, and the communication device] ( Read more... )

[ First, there's the sound of soft splashing. There's no video recording, but one can probably surmise he is dipping something in water -- and they would be correct, for Fran has ventured out of his room and is hanging out by the first thing he saw. The lake.

Normally he probably would've tried going to town, but the lake was his natural habitat a ( Read more... )

[Suddenly, there is a gray face streaked with orange tears beaming over the communication devices. Look at that face. It's the happiest face you will ever see. Why? He will tell you why.]

I, I have legs! L-look! [There's a pause, then the device tilts down to green cargo shorts and bare feet. Toes wiggle to the sound of laughter, then he ( Read more... )

okay, this is either a joke or a really not funny joke by karma. which i did nothing to deserve! okay, so maybe i did type over that cart of meat, but it was for a good cause!

hello? any other people here not braindead and spouting fairytale nonsense?

--Sam Manson

:33 < hellloooo?
:33 < hello hello?
:33 < is this the communication device they were talking about :??
:33 < sure doesnt look like one but i cant find anything out
:33 < so um!
:33 < if someone is reading this i think there must be some kind of mistake
:33 < i dont recall ever volunt33ring fur something like this
:33 < im not even entirely sure i ( Read more... )